i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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