it was like eating out sand paper
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize
