id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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