Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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