Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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