Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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