Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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