The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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