either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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