he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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