It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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