I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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