I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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