I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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