Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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