Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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