That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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