Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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