I feel like I'm in dance class right now
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Dicks are not precious.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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