Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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