Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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