U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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