i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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