my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
