Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we're making bets on your personal life
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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