i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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