The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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