Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Mom said you looked used
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize