he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
