No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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