If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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