do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
