I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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