So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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