she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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