Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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