Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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