do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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