i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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