She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
