susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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