Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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