HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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