I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
how does that bad decision feel?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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