why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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