what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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