He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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