already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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