U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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