Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
