He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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