Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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